Once again I seem to be losing concentration, focus and as himself would say 'belief' and that's why updates have been so spaced out, as well as now I seem to be pretty busy, reading, presentations, Christmas shopping and getting ready to go home for the holidays. But never fear all my loving fans, yes I am talking to all six of you (people please follow me I crave your attention and love, I wish to be popular) I am still writing, but lately it tends to be more lists of what I have to do and nonsensicals on napkins in Coffee Heaven (Post-communist Eastern Europe's greatest institution and God how I wish they existed in Ireland) so to keep you all happy I shall be uploading these nonsensicals and generation defining writings when I have the chance and please enjoy
How to...Create a Solid Gold Rocket Horse!
1. Hunt down a Unicorn
2. Hold it down by one of its hairs. Unicorns are incredibly high maintenance and the thought of risking a split end by attempting escape would terrify it. If this fails, throw down some salt, everyone knows fairy creatures are compelled to count every grain.
3. Feed it
4. Play with it
5. Love it
6. Name it, ‘Rocket Sugar’ preferably
7. Make sure it does well at school, and has lots of friends and is happy
8. Wait for two years and then announce to the media that you have discovered a real life unicorn. Always wait two years, any less and Rocket Sugar won’t have had time to adapt and will not love you still for what you have done, any more ad you will have become too attached.
9. Make lots of money from it and then tell everyone that this celebrity wants rockets
10. Attach the rockets
11. Paint Rocket Sugar Gold
12. Fly to the Moon
''Remember, The rockets do not have to be in proportion to the horse!''
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Indeed this is actually a very good point, one which definitely should have been raised earlier, also Papier macheing a horse is also acceptable!
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