I haven't written in a while so here is just a short letter I wrote to the subject of maths, today in the library. Please note its a letter to the subject, not on the subject.
Dearest Mathematics,
Ah maths, my long lost friend, you were always there for me in the past
even when I tried to push you away and shut you out. Even after four
years of my insensitive behaviour of avoiding you and blanking you (only
hearing of you through the grape vine and XKCD) you never abandoned me.
Always there in the background...and now you have caught up with me.
At first I thought we could be friends again and that life may not be
made better, but certainly not worse for having you in mine. But then,
there would always be the reasons for our falling out in the first
place. Maths, dear Mathematics, you are a spiteful fucker who makes me
want to give in!
Please Maths,
go away, leave the social sciences alone and go back to the Hard
sciences, they're proper and I'm sure that they'll appreciate you more. I
hope you understand, but fuck you game theory and statistical analysis.
Fuck you mathematics.
P.S. I'm sorry if this seems harsh, but we're better off not knowing one another. I never want to see you again.
Please Maths, go away, leave the social sciences alone and go back to the Hard sciences, they're proper and I'm sure that they'll appreciate you more. I hope you understand, but fuck you game theory and statistical analysis.
Fuck you mathematics.
P.S. I'm sorry if this seems harsh, but we're better off not knowing one another. I never want to see you again.
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