Worst Porn Still Ever!

As most people, at least my acquaintances, are aware I really do enjoy demotivational posters and I think for the most part the people who write them are some of the greatest comedy writers out there, or at least on the internet. I mean if a picture is worth a thousand words they've totally got that and added more awesome words to make the overall experience even more awesome. But today, after StumbleUpon emailed me some recommendations, which included this, this, this, this, this and for the point of this particular update this, I have become outraged. As you can probably imagine the last one really caught my attention. After a few clicks through I this:

Now this really could have been better! The thing is, this bothers me because I come from a family of gun and knife nuts, and its not just my immediate family. And so I figure I know a little about guns. I mean not much and my aim isn't great but I understand recoil, and if that lady were to fire that gun she would be blinded. As the force of the gun when shot if held incorrectly can really bust up your shoulder. Yes your shoulder so imagine what it could do to your eye if you decide to act all porn star and pose for a picture like this. I hope to god the barrel is empty and the safety is on!

And also just in case you didn't believe me, here is a picture of my brother hanging out at my cousin's place:

The thing is, as much as it may look like it, that picture wasn't posed, he didn't even know I had taken it until after. And worse still, though you can't see it there are butterfly knives on the floor and a whole assortment of other blades, bullets and pellets for air rifles, which of course are there as well. Basically what I'm trying to say here, and I'm pretty sure I'm failing is, if you want to make guns look sexy, which you know you shouldn't, they are for sport and security, getting some scantily clad big breasted woman to violently injure and blind herself isn't a good idea!

So instead of making the joke that women belong in the kitchen maybe someone could have written big boobs equals little brain, or you know whatever!?